We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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