i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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