Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
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Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
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Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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