Three words: puerto rican gang bang
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
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Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
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I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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