Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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