We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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