Your tits are I can't wait for
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Randomize
