I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
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oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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