we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
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karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
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I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize