He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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