Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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