so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
you would pick up someone in the library
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
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I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
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Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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