I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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