I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
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well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
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No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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