I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
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she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
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Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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