I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
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Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
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I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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