Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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