jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
My bed smells like the plague
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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