im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
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I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
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Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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