just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
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we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
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I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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