People with herpes should wear stickers.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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