i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
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Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
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