Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
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u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
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How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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