this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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