no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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