On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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