I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
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something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
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There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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