Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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