Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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