I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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