i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
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I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
50% drunk capacity currently
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
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My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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