is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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