i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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