yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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