Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
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