what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
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I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
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Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
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