I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
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her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
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I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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