Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I use my feet as sexual weapons
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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