none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Barsexuality is the new black.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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