I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Barsexuality is the new black.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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