I'll bet she douches with gravy.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
he laminated a picture of his dick.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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