Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Randomize
