Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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