We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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