yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
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Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
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Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
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