No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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