Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
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it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
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Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I am available for nakedness
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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