you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
My vagina is officially offended.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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