ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Betty ford says i'm here all night
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
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There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
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I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I wear drunk well.
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