Hey man sorry I got all grabby
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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