at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
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I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
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you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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