Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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