I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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