you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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