Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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