do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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